30.4.09
♥ H1N1 Influenza A aka Swine Flu
The Swine flu has infected thousand and killed many, meanwhile the bacon industry is plummeting at an extreme rate...
We now have to call the Swine Flu, H1N1 Influenza A, because of the confussion and the slaughtering of thousands of pigs in an effort to diminish the epidemic, so instead of saying, "OMjay! Get away u has te Swine Flu!" You have to say, "OMjay! Get away u has te H1N1 Influenza A!"
It seems that only the vegetarian kids are correcting the people who say Swine Flu instead of H1N1 Influenza A, we care about the slaughtering of thousands of innocent pigs!
I've had a major breakthrough and think that I have come up with a cure for the Swine Flu! I was watching the news and heard about the first to die in America of the Swine Flu, the poor little toddler in Texas. I thought,"Awww, he died of influenza like Edward Cullen" so i looked it up and found out that his name was Eduardo! And it gets weirder, that same article said that their have been a bunch of cases in Chicago, which is where Edward Cullen was born! So I think that if we harness Twilight's awesomeness--I know, there's alot, this might be hard--and using plasma converters and heavy duty compression equipment, compress it into a liquid and put it into a vaccine syringe. Then, we inject it into the Swine Flu victim, therefore curing them. Either that, or the only thing that can cure it is vampire venom, in which case, we are screwed. Now, I think this deserves a Nobel Twilight Prize!
Swine Flu is now the answer to everything. -cough- Oh, I have the Swine Flu. -trips- Oh, I have the Swine flu. -it rains- Oh, I have the Swine Flu.
It's a very usefull way to get people away from you. Just say, "I have Swine Flu" and they back away pretty quickly.
We now have to call the Swine Flu, H1N1 Influenza A, because of the confussion and the slaughtering of thousands of pigs in an effort to diminish the epidemic, so instead of saying, "OMjay! Get away u has te Swine Flu!" You have to say, "OMjay! Get away u has te H1N1 Influenza A!"
It seems that only the vegetarian kids are correcting the people who say Swine Flu instead of H1N1 Influenza A, we care about the slaughtering of thousands of innocent pigs!
I've had a major breakthrough and think that I have come up with a cure for the Swine Flu! I was watching the news and heard about the first to die in America of the Swine Flu, the poor little toddler in Texas. I thought,"Awww, he died of influenza like Edward Cullen" so i looked it up and found out that his name was Eduardo! And it gets weirder, that same article said that their have been a bunch of cases in Chicago, which is where Edward Cullen was born! So I think that if we harness Twilight's awesomeness--I know, there's alot, this might be hard--and using plasma converters and heavy duty compression equipment, compress it into a liquid and put it into a vaccine syringe. Then, we inject it into the Swine Flu victim, therefore curing them. Either that, or the only thing that can cure it is vampire venom, in which case, we are screwed. Now, I think this deserves a Nobel Twilight Prize!
Swine Flu is now the answer to everything. -cough- Oh, I have the Swine Flu. -trips- Oh, I have the Swine flu. -it rains- Oh, I have the Swine Flu.
It's a very usefull way to get people away from you. Just say, "I have Swine Flu" and they back away pretty quickly.
There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in London due to mutation of the H1N1 virus into new strain: H1Z1.
Similar to a scare originally found in Cambodia back in 2005, victims of a new strain of the swine flu virus H1N1 have been reported in London.
After death, this virus is able to restart the heart of it’s victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believe to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”
Source: http://bouncewith.me.uk/europe/8027043.htm
Now THAT's kinda scary(and not true).
The moral of this story, be a vegetarian.
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